Helpful Frat Bros Unite Their Brain Cell In A Woman's Story About Losing Her Keys

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mattstaff
Jul 6, 2019 11:00 PM EDT

Bros will be bros. This story about some helpful frat bros uniting to help a groggy and disoriented young woman find her misplaced keys, didn't fail to put a smile on our faces. 

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    frat boys - Text - sandersstudies I love genuinely innocent "boys will be boys. Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they'd left outside they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going "YOOO0000000" rebelminds Iheard grunting outside my window the other night and there were four boys struggling to push this giant snowball (like 7 foot diameter) down the sidewalk snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my
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    frat boys - Text - The next morning, I schlepped back to the frat house. I stood there, right in front of the front door. This was a novel experience for me. 'd never been at a frat house in broad daylight before A boy, presumably, of the house, asked me what I was doing "I lost my keys in here last night," I called back. "I was seeing if I could go in and look for them?" He opened the door and gestured for me to come in "Go wherever you want." I'd never seen a frat house post-party before. Wand
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    frat boys - Text - entered one room where a boy was drunkenly watching some Old Yeller-esque movie on a tiny TV in the corner of his room from his bed. "Do you like dog movies?" he asked, voice all mumbly from grogginess and also from the fact that his face was squished against his pillow and half-buried by his blanket. Itold him I did. He mumbled again, pleased, and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for my keys. "Sorry, I haven't seen any keys around here." didn't doubt him Twent
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    frat boys - Text - "You need help with something?" "I lost my keys here last night and I can't find them, I've looked everywhere. "What do they look like? 'll put it into the group chat." He was already pulling out his phone. No one ever checks a group chat, thought, but what the hell. It was worth a shot. "Um, it's just a ring of keys. The keychain is a pink plastic cat, though, like yea big. Like bright pink, you can't miss it." He nodded, presumably typing this description faithfully into the
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    frat boys - Text - that how I felt in that moment was how Simba felt seeing the wildebeest stampede through the ravine as a horde of large young men all thundered down the stairs, making a beeling for me. "Someone tell the girl!" One of them shouted, faceless in the mob. "Girl! Hey, GIRL!!! We found your keys, gir!! They circled around me. I hadn't felt that small since I was maybe eleven years old. One of them split himself off from the crowd. "Are these -" he pulled out a ring of keys from his
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    frat boys - Text - The cheer went up. Turns out he found them in the bathroom upstairs. I thanked them again profusely. There was a scattered round of "no problems" and then, just as suddenly as they descended, they all dispersed, like ships in the night. O-memento-mori-O Ithink the best "Boys will be boys" situations are when they all collectively share one brain cell over the most simple of tasks
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